| Dialogue challenge entry #2 from Mel, because I’m just evil that way. Proceed only if you have a sense of humor. Entry for a challenge issued on the Yahoo Combat! Fanfiction group. Size Matters “I’m telling you, mine’s bigger.” “No way. Mine is definitely bigger.” “Okay, let’s put them side by side.” “See, mine’s bigger.” “Alright yours is longer, but mine is wider.” “But mine is pointier at the end.” “The only pointy thing I see is your head.” “Ha, ha, very funny. You’re just jealous ‘cause mine is bigger.” “Longer, not bigger. Besides, bigger isn’t always better.” “Just you keep that in mind next time you call me names.” “Anyways, mine will do the job just as well as yours.” “Only if you push harder to compensate for how short it is. It won’t go in very far.” “It don’t have to go in far if you aim it right.” “Yeah, I’d like to see you have time to aim in that kind of situation.” “Listen you big lug, you use your knife and I’ll use mine. We’ll see who kills the most Germans.” “Is that a bet?” “You bet it’s a bet.” “Done.” End |